Earbuds So Good, Even Mermaids Want a Pair!
Dive into a world of high-quality sound with these "Premium Hi-Fi Stereo Waterproof Earbuds". Are they ideal for sleep? You bet! Will they make your favorite tunes sound even better? Absolutely. But there's more to this tale...
Bluetooth Version: The 5.3, because who even remembers 5.2? That’s SO last year.
Play Time: A whopping 6 hours! Enough time to binge half a season of that show you claim you're "watching for the plot".
Standby Time: 90 hours. That’s almost as long as it took for your ex to text back.
Headphone Charging Time: A mere 2 hours – shorter than the time you ponder over choosing a Netflix movie.
Battery Capacity: A nifty 30mAh. No, that's not a typo.
Charging Voltage & Port: DC 5V and a Type-C port. For those of you who know what that means.
Transmission Distance:Â Less than 10m. Perfect for those moments when you pretend to be a secret agent.
Frequency Range: From 20HZ to 20KHZ. Basically, from "Is that a bass?" to "MY EARS TINGLE!"
Signal-to-Noise Ratio: Greater than 90DB. In layman's terms: super clear.
Key/Touch: They come with smart keys. No, they can't do your homework.
Features to Brag About:
- Waterproof: Take them in the shower and sing without the fear of judgment!
- High Capacity Battery: We weren't kidding earlier.
- HD Voice & HiFi Sound: Because you deserve nothing less.
- LED Display: It's shiny.
Snatch these up before they swim away. Or before mermaids discover online shopping. Whichever comes first.
