Sick of Sensible Ear Gear?
Try Our New Senseless Ear Hangy Things!"
Feature Highlights (or Mild Distractions)
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Ear-Hanging Extravaganza: So comfy & senseless, it's like your ears went on a luxury spa retreat. Dancing? Boxing? Extreme cartwheeling? Swing, twirl, or flop around! Feel the liberty of ear-based anarchy. -
Sound Spectacle: Not one, not two, but a TRIPLE band balancing act! You want your eardrums serenaded by angels and hyped by bass? We got you. -
Fit & Forget: Designed at the optimal angle for ears (because angles matter, apparently). Wear them right, and the world's noise fades away—even without tunes playing. Perfect for passive-aggressive ignoring! -
Techie Witchcraft: Dual processing chips so smart, they graduated from Harvard (not verified). Connect both ear thingies at once, to multiple phones! Now you can avoid calls from TWO devices. -
Energizer Bunny's Cousin: 24-hour uber endurance, thanks to the 300mAh electric cabin (sounds fancier than it is). It's like an energy drink for your ears.
Boring-but-Necessary Specs:
- BT Version: 5.3 (because 5.2 is so last season)
- Battery Life: A binge-worthy 8 hours.
- Standby Time: 200 hours (for when you're playing hard to get).
- Charging Time: 1-2 hours. Blink and you’ll miss it.
- Interface: Mirco (not to be confused with micro, Marco, or a Moroccan couscous dish).
- Bluetooth Distance: A roomy 10m. Perfect for the bathroom dash during conference calls!
Grab yours, or don’t. Your ears, your call. But they’ll thank you if you do. Probably.
| Item Specifics |
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| Brand |
FRAZCOM |
| Type |
Earbud (In Ear) |
| Model |
N/A |
| Connectivity |
Bluetooth |
| Color |
Black |
The Ultimate Guide to Giving Us Your Money!
1. Immediate Gratification: We prefer immediate payment. Why? Because procrastination is the thief of time... and our rent is due.
2. Preferred Currency: While we love the thought of being paid in chocolate, compliments, or unicorn dreams, unfortunately, our landlord doesn’t. So, we'd prefer actual money.
3. Bartering: If you're considering offering your first-born child, antique spoon collection, or that “priceless” rock you found on your last hike, we'll have to decline. Hard cash or electronic payments only, folks.
4. The IOU System: It's outdated. Like, dinosaur-outdated. Please don't try it. We've been burned before by Aunt Gertrude's promises.
5. Crystal Ball Predictions: If you “promise” to pay later, our crystal ball shows a vision of your purchase staying right where it is... with us.
6. Cryptocurrency: We're pretty modern, but until we can buy pizza with Bitcoin at our local joint, we’ll stick to the traditional payment methods listed on our page.
7. Payment Delays: If you delay your payment, we might take up interpretative dance to express our disappointment. Warning: No one wants to see that.
8. Penalties: For non-payment, we'll be forced to send a highly trained team of invisible ninja squirrels after you. Just kidding. But there will be consequences (like re-listing).
Remember, the faster you pay, the faster you get your awesome purchase. It’s a win-win! Or in simpler terms: You give shiny coin, we give shiny thing.
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The “We Can't Believe You’re Breaking Up with Us!” Edition
Firstly, we’re heartbroken... we truly are. It seemed like things were going so well between us. But hey, life’s full of surprises, right? So, here's how our “drama-free” return process works:
1. The "Time Frame" Clause: You’ve got a whopping 60 days! That’s two whole months! Did your cat give the earbuds the stink eye? Changed your mind because your pet fish didn’t compliment your new phone case? We got you.
2. The "Unconditional Love" Clause: No matter the reason, we won’t judge. Really. We might cry in the corner for a few minutes, but that's a whole different story.
3. How to Return: Put that sad, unwanted item in its box. If you can add a note on what went wrong (like “My goldfish thinks the color clashes with the tank decor”), we’d appreciate the chuckle.
4. Refunds: As soon as our team stops sobbing and checks the returned item, we’ll process your refund. Might take us a day or two to rebound from the emotional trauma, but your money will be back in your pocket faster than you can say, “It’s not you, it’s me.”
5. Questions? Got more drama for us? Or just a plain old question? Reach out. We promise not to send you emotional, handwritten letters asking what went wrong.
Remember, it's a big e-commerce world out there, but you always have a place in our hearts (and cart). Don't be a stranger!
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