Premium Portable Bluetooth Speaker - HiFi 360° Surround Sound, 8Hr Battery

Attention, sound enthusiasts and connoisseurs of "tiny but mighty" gadgets! Have you ever wanted your eardrums caressed by the angelic hymns of harmonious sound while scaling a mountain or lazily lounging in your unkempt backyard? Well, dear friends, yearn no longer! Allow us to introduce the Wireless Handheld Bluetooth Speaker - your new sonic sidekick!

Features that will make you swoon:

1. "Is-That-An-Alien-Spaceship?" Portability: Crafted with the nomad in mind, this pint-sized powerhouse loves long walks on the beach, impromptu getaways, and cramped backpacks. Where you go, it goes - like a loyal puppy, but less maintenance.

2. 360° Eargasmic Surround Sound: This speaker doesn't just "play" music; it immerses you in a sound bubble. Forget 3D; this is 360D (Disclaimer: 360D is not a thing, but it should be). Positioned anywhere, it fills up the space with rich, vibrant tunes, turning even the most Spartan garage into Carnegie Hall.

3. Crystal Clear, High-Fidelity Sound: Experience your favorite tracks like the musicians presumably intended - so clear, you’ll hear the guitarist's pick caress each string and the subtle inhale of the lead singer as they belt out your favorite tunes.

4. Supercharged Bluetooth: Thanks to the bleeding-edge Bluetooth 5.0, experience ultra-fast pairing, a stable connection, and reduced chance of losing connection to your device (even if you insist on carrying your phone to the other end of your vast mansion).

5. A Smorgasbord of Playback Options: Loves variety, this one does. Play your anthems using USB, TF, Bluetooth, and even FM radio (yes, FM radio is still cool). This speaker isn't picky; all it cares about is keeping the beats flowing.

6. Never-Ending Serenade (Well, Almost): Equipped with a Herculean 1200mAh battery, enjoy uninterrupted jams for up to 8 hours. That’s the entirety of your workday (if you’re slacking off, you rebel)!

Additional Snazzy Details:

- Material: Some sci-fi compound known as ABS plastic, mesh, and rubber oil. Fancy, huh?
- Transmission Distance: A whopping 10M. Good luck trying to outpace it.
- Horn & Amplifier Specs: Honestly, it's got numbers and watts and stuff. It’s loud and clear; let’s leave it at that.
- Size: Adorably compact for supreme portability.

What's in the box? An awesome speaker, some cables and a whole lot of "WOW!"

Bottom line, this audiological marvel is the perfect companion for your adventures, parties, showers (not water-resistant, though - keep the serenades outside the splash zone), and existential solo sit-downs. And hey, it’s a fantastic ice-breaker gift for those friends you've been ignoring. Grab it, and let’s blast those beats into the stratosphere! 

P.S. Want more info? Feel free to bug our ever-so-patient customer service. They've been waiting by the phone, twiddling their thumbs just for you.